I’ve never actually seen ABC’s supposedly risque drama DIRTY SEXY MONEY (I mean, come on, that title alone would seem to indicate that this thing is supposed to be very, very sexy), but the second season seems to be packing on the hotties. The first one to join the show is none other than Lucy Liu, who I don’t think was on the show in the first season. You gotta wonder why they included her; was it because the show was too “white”? Hmm, who knows. Anyways, why look a gift horse in the mouth? Here’s Lucy Liu doing some Season 2 promo work for DIRTY SEXY MONEY. She’s certainly sexy and hot, but I don’t know about dirty or money.

These pictures of Roselyn Sanchez stripping in a strip club is actually from an old episode of WITHOUT A TRACE. I think this might have been in the first year when Roselyn Sanchez joined the show, because I seem to remember that the net kind of went nuts over the idea of a woman as hot as Roselyn Sanchez taking it all off in a stripper scene. But of course we’re talking about a TV show here, and a major network show to boot, so of course there was no such thing as “stripping”. But hey, it’s kinda hot anyways, right? Here’s Roselyn Sanchez from an episode of WITHOUT A TRACE going to work on a pole. Wow, poles have it so good…

Before she became a bona fide movie star in films like “Pineapple Express” and “Never Back Down”, Amber Heard had tried her hand at starring in a TV show. The show was called HIDDEN PALMS, and it was supposed to be an edgier, racier version of BEVERLY HILLS 90210. Except it didn’t really catch on, and the show was quickly canceled. Which is too bad, because let’s face it, the one thing HIDDEN PALMS had going for it was Amber Heard, who always seemed to be in various states of half-dressed on the show. That, or in a bikini. I don’t know if the entire show had her lounging around the pool in a two-piece bikini every episode, but that’s what these promos for the show sure make it seems like. Wow, what a beauty.

Wait, Krista Allen was, at one point in time, a castmember of BAYWATCH? Holy crap! I didn’t even know that, but you know what? Now that I know (and have seen these promos of Krista Allen looking insanely hot in that famous red swimsuit), I wish they hadn’t canceled BAYWATCH. I always knew the show had some nice girls on it, but to be honest with you, I was never really all that captivated with it. But Krista Allen? There’s nothing about Krista Allen that I’m not captivated by. I mean, look at those eyes, that hair, that body, those curves… Man, will someone please bring back BAYWATCH already? Anyways, some Krista Allen promos from the now-canceled show. Alas, alas…

I have to admit, I’m kind of shock that DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES is already in its fifth season. Wow, really? How long has this thing been on the air? (Well okay, so I know how long it’s been on the air — five years. Duh!) Anyways, here are promo images from the hit show’s upcoming fifth season, featuring the main stars, plus newcomer Dana Delaney (when was she introduced? she is new, right?), Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman, and Nicolette Sheridan. Catch the show on ABC on Sunday nights. I think it’s still playing on Sunday nights. If not, um, find it somewhere else? Sorry, dudes, I don’t watch chick shows, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate these fine, fine promo images of the show’s ladies.

I can’t really say as if I’m a fan of NBC’s CHUCK TV show. I think it’s got a lot of potential, but the pilot episode that I saw just didn’t interest me enough to keep coming back. But you know what would? Yvonne Strahovski. Yup, the girl who plays the show’s super hot secret agent, who has to help the geeky leading man through his trials and tribulations. She gets to kick ass and oh my God does Yvonne Strahovski look friggin awesome doing so. Anyways, the show is back for its second season, and here are promos from CHUCK featuring Yvonne Strahovski. Just ignore the guys ruining the perfectly perfect pictures with Yvonne.

Although it was unceremoniously canceled after just one season, the short-lived WB series BIRDS OF PREY actually took a lot of risks, and for that, I think we are seeing the fruits of their labor now. Back then, I don’t think anyone expected a TV show to dive into the Batman mythos, but instead of starring Batman, the show starred his daughter, who sort of took over for dad while Batwoman (played by Dina Meyers) worked in the background to help out. I don’t really remember what character Rachel Skarsten plays, but she was another integral part of the show, I believe. Anyways, here are some old promos of Rachel Skarsten from BIRDS OF PREY. Wonder what Rachel has been up to now…?

Billie Piper’s British TV show SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL is such a hit overseas, that American cable channel Showtime is bringing it over to the States. Although why all the promos have Billie Piper walking around like she’s Elle Woods from “Legally Blonde” I don’t quite get. But whatever, right? Anyways, SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL is definitely nothing like anything Billie Piper has done before. It sure as heck ain’t DOCTOR WHO, that’s for sure. The show features tons of sex and nudity from Piper, who word is, really worked out for the role. The whole thing is supposed to be based on some call girl’s Internet site, where she posts about her escapades, but you know the Internet, who knows if it’s even true?

When Jacqueline Obradors first showed up in what was it, the later seasons of NYPD BLUE?, I wasn’t sure what to make of her. I had never seen her before, and that hairdo they had her character Rita Ortiz sporting — well, let’s just say that it wasn’t exactly the greatest haircut in the history of TV shows. But wouldn’t you know it? As soon as Rita Ortiz took off her blouse and showed off her nice curves, with her chest practically bursting out of her bra — yeah, I was hooked, alright. Here are some Jacqueline Obradors in NYPD BLUE promos. Not a whole lot, but man, is she one of the hottest cops on the beat or what?

Hear that? That’s the sound of me being a happy little boy, because of the best new shows from last year is back with a second season. Yup, Charlie Crews and Company (hey, does that qualify as an alliteration?) returns with Season 2 of LIFE, and of course, also back is the gorgeous Sarah Shahi, once again playing tough as nails (but surprisingly very vulnerable) detective Dani Reese, a woman doesn’t take crap from anyone, and looks just as good as she is tough. Did I mention tough? And hot? Sarah Shahi is both of those things. Here she is in some LIFE Season 2 promos.