I have to admit, I’m kind of shock that DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES is already in its fifth season. Wow, really? How long has this thing been on the air? (Well okay, so I know how long it’s been on the air — five years. Duh!) Anyways, here are promo images from the hit show’s upcoming fifth season, featuring the main stars, plus newcomer Dana Delaney (when was she introduced? she is new, right?), Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman, and Nicolette Sheridan. Catch the show on ABC on Sunday nights. I think it’s still playing on Sunday nights. If not, um, find it somewhere else? Sorry, dudes, I don’t watch chick shows, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate these fine, fine promo images of the show’s ladies.

When you’re talking about hotties from the TV show Desperate Housewives, you think immediately of all the usual suspects: Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, and Nicollette Sheridan. But wait, there are more! What about Brenda Strong? Marcia Cross? Or Andrea Bowen? Yup, they’re all included in this 2006 season promo shoot for the show. But once again I have to admit that no one does hot promoshoots like Nicollette Sheridan. I mean, come on, that woman can sell pretty much anything, nevermind a TV show. Give her a broom to push, and I bet men will be buying it in droves. She’s THAT hot.

So sue me, but if you ever catch me watching the ABC show “Desperate Housewives”, it’ll only be for the sexpot that is Nicollette Sheridan. Seriously, the woman is already 43 and pushing 44, and she still looks better than everyone on her show, including all those teen kids running around. Did she have some work done? Who knows, and really, why not? She’s a TV star, so of course she has to keep her looks up. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Nicollette Sheridan has some insane work out regime (with a personal trainer, of course), or whoever she’s doing to keep that body nice and fit and incredible, she should keep it up. The only thing keeping Nicollette Sheridan from being the world’s hottest MILF? Um, how about a baby?

While I was typing in the title of this post, it just occurred to me that Eva Longoria is going to be associated with “Desperate Housewives” for, oh, a century or two. Or at least, until she plays a psycho killer or something. Anyways, here’s Eva Longoria from a few years ago (I’m guessing by the hair and still-work-in-progress body) doing something to a motorcycle. Okay, so maybe she’s just sitting on it, but when a woman this hot does anything with cold hard steel, it just brings up all kinds of notions, doesn’t it?

Eva Longoria in white panties pictures should be more than enough to explain why this post is a must sees, but in case you need more reasons (you greedy bastards), here’s one: Eva Longoria + white panties. What, you still want more reasons? Jesus, I’ll never understand you people.

Nicolette Sheridan is 43 and she’s never looked better. Okay, maybe she did look better when she was younger (her time on “Knots Landing”, in particular, was mucho hot), but she doesn’t look so bad now at 43. The body is still hoppin’, the face ain’t bad, and there’s that classic beauty about her that drives me nuts. You can catch Nicolette daily on ABC’s mega hit “Desperate Housewives”, but those wanting to see more of her (if you know what I mean) should seek out some of her made-for-DVD movies. Before she found success on TV once more, Nicolette had to do some pretty, shall we say, revealing roles to pay the bills.

Is it wrong of me to hope that Eva Longoria’s career remains on TV and she doesn’t make the leap to the movies, just so I can keep posting new pictures of her? Then again, not that I’d have any problems with bending my own rules and continuing to post pictures of Eva even after she’s become a big-time movie star. Anyways, here’s some new Eva Longoria bikini pictures that I haven’t seen before. Love the red ones where she’s showing some nice abs. I love a woman who keeps herself in shape.

Marcia Cross went from playing Kimberly Shaw on the guilty pleasure of the century, “Melrose Place” to playing Bree Hodge on the overhyped guilty pleasure of the century, “Desperate Housewives”. I still haven’t seen a single episode of “Desperate”, although I must admit to having seen one or two eps of “Melrose Place”. Marcia Cross is one of the few redheads you’ll find on TV, but alas, that is the curse of redheads — there just ain’t that many of them out there.

Eva Longoria is the star of yet another tV show that I have never sat down and watch. This time it’s ABC’s “Desperate Housewives”, about a bunch of housewives who are, er, desperate and whatnot. Eva Longoria is clearly the hottest of the hotties, even though the brunette who used to be on that Superman show and the blonde who is really slutty keeps hogging the camera. But as the saying goes, the cream rises to the top, and there’s no better looking cream than Eva Longoria. Wait, did that make sense? Eh, who cares.