Here’s a strange contradiction: I’ve always found “Sopranos” star Jamie Lynn Sigler to be very attractive, and in these two pictures, she’s looking very sexy, but at the same time, not so much. Of course the skank make-up ruins Jamie Lynn Sigler’s natural sex appeal, but those red fishnet stockings and skank outfit just about saves the whole thing for me. Sexy and trashy at the same time — an impossible perfection? No!

Okay, here’s the deal. I had a whole spiel (a pretty funny one, if I do say so myself) about how I’d tap Jamie Lynn Sigler even if she was a real-life mob princess and going out with her would mean a potential whacking by Tony Soprano and his crew. But my stupid Microsh*t mouse pointer went and closed the Firefox browser I was using. Piece of sh*t Microsoft junk. I swear to God Bill Gates is the Devil. But anyways, Jamie Lynn Sigler is hot, even if hitting that ass means a whacking. ‘Nuff said.