What’s hotter than a hot girl? How about a hot girl with a sexy foreign accent. I don’t know what it is about those accents, but man, they just double a girl’s looks lickety split for me. Now I don’t know if Nadine Velazquez’s thick Spanish accent in “My Name is Earl” is real or affected, and I don’t really care. I’m just going to pretend that accent is real, thus increasing Nadine Velazquez’s already high hottie meter, and go from there.